Monday 19 March 2007

Football Managers ...

Funny old game being a football manager. You're only as good as your last game and it just takes a run of bad results to put your job in peril. Sometimes you just need one good result to turn your fortunes around. Sometimes that result doesn't come. Put that together with the dreaded 'vote of confidence' from the Chairman and you know you're on your way. Time to take up something less hazardous - like alligator wrestling.

Q: How many Football Managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2, if you're lucky. One will get the sack for taking the lightbulb down from the dizzy heights and bright lights. It may just take the next one to get the bulb back up where it belongs, but if he fails then someone else will take over.

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