Sunday 4 February 2007

Lager louts ...

Where did that week go. Sunday again, so another chill day. Not so perhaps for thousands of our country's youth, nursing a hangover and recovering from yet another weekend getting slaughtered. Not the most edifying of spectacles to watch young people out on the streets, off their heads, and either violent, semi-comatose or spilling the contents of their evening's consumption on to the pavements. Particularly concerning for parents of young teenage children. You fear for their health and well being if these trends continue. If you are a liver disease specialist in the UK then your job, it seems, is secure for a long, long time to come.

And on that depressing note I give you ...

Q: How many lager louts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he'll need 14 pints before he can reach.

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