Monday 5 February 2007

Climatologists ...

So, we're all doomed, the planet's warming up, the seas will rise and swallow the land, and we will be consumed by a plague of locusts, frogs, aardvarks, whatever.

Personally I'm looking forward to the UK enjoying the current climate of the Med. Holidays at home for a start. No more hassle at airports having to take off your shoes and every part of your body scanned, and the delays, the cramped seats, poor airline food, baggage allowance, hoping your bags arrive at the same destination as you ... arrgh!

No I'll happily settle for guaranteed sunny holidays at home, and if the sea reclaims a good portion of east Norfolk we'll probably find ourselves transformed from country market town, to fashionable seaside resort. We won't have to travel anywhere for our holidays at all. Just walk through the town on to the beach. It just gets better.
Global warming? Bring it on!

Q: How many climatologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s not just down to us is it; it’s governments, business and us as individuals. Everything about the need for lightbulb change was said at Kyoto. We all have a part to play.

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